I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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