You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
If that was your dad, he is hot
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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