let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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