If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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