Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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