question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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