So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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