So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
We need to get me chipped asap
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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