whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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