Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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