hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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