Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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