Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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