White coat. Heels.
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
high people should be assigned attendants
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Randomize
