Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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