Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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