the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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