Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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