Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
