You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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