Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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