oh god the rape fog is back!
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
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