strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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