we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
