thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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