i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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