gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
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