Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Randomize
