: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
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