I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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