is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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