Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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