Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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