ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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