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(250): View more from British Columbia

You don't have asthma, your pregnant

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(513): View more from Ohio

WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE

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(619): View more from California

its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.

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(815): View more from Illinois

Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?

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(815): View more from Illinois

I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night

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