i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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