im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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