And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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