Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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