Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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