Don't you send me to vm
im about as happy as oj after his trial
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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