Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I got inside last night via doggy door
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Randomize
