she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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