Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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