doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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