normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
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