Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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