This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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