so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
FUCK WHALES
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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