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Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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