Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
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