.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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