All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
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